My Parents Always Say...

My papa says to me...

: "DO NOT ask me twice for the same thing. Please think and analyse it yourself sometimes. Or else your brain will go rusty."

: "I'm smarter than you for most of things we do in our life, but as for computer stuffs, I still can't beat you. But I believe one day I can do it (using computer) better than you."

: "Never eat in your room."

: "Could you be kind enough to bring your dogs to the doctor tomorrow? They're so feeble they always sleep and they look sick."

: "Cashy girl (my female dog) is better than you. She is a good girl and always please me when I'm upset."

: "If you shop and pay by credit cards today, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

: "You wanna purchase stock markets? Give me all your money then."

: "You cooked them? Huh... taste quite bad."

: "OK OK OK... Whatever it is I will pay for your tuition fees and all expenses in UK, don't show me the prospectus now I'm watching TV. Think and do everything yourself. I'm not gonna decide it for you."

: "What? ... come to my office and help me out? No thanks. I'm not gonna pay you a single cent if you come to my office to help me out."

: "Oh Please... I don't need you money after I retire. Make sure you'll be able to 'support' yourself and not ask money from me after you start working."

: "Why must you buy it there? It's better you buy it in KL. It may be cheaper you know. Let me count for you..... bla bla bla bla bla....##$$$$###$$$$ ... "

: "I'm going to Hong Kong / China, again. You want anything? Perfume, you like?"

: "Listen to me. Another trauma case happened. Please be aware of people around you wherever you are k."

: "I'm hungry... don't eat my food! Go cook or make your own."

My mummy says to me...

: "Let's go shopping later."

: "Where are you? Free to go for tea now?"

: "You are going abroad? Where? ...UK? Oh then I can shop in UK soon!"

: "How much do you need to study in UK? ... huh??? Then might as well I ask papa to buy you a house here, and every month you can earn by receiving rental fee."

: "Don't tell papa we did it."

: "Please spend wisely."

: "Appreciate what you have now; learn to be thankful."

: "What did you buy?... Can we share wearing them when I go slimmer?"

: "You know... a bully is always a coward. So you're a bully and also a coward."

Dear God, I'm not happy today!

Dear Lord Jesus, my uncle's dogs have died.
We cried because they were so loving and good.
They made everyone happy.
We're also glad it's you who've got them now. Please take care of them.
You love all animals. You made them all.
Thank you for letting us have them first and for all the happy times we've had with them.
I know someone gave poison to the dogs. They're cruel and heartless!
Lord, why were these people doing such thing? Why couldn't they let the dogs live happily?
I find it hard to not hate them. How?
I'm really sad now. Please help me O Lord.

Dear Lord,
you know all about me;
you know how I feel, when I'm happy or sad;
you know what I say, when I'm kind or rude;
you know what I do, when I'm good or bad.
Dear God,
thank you for knowing all about me
and still loving me.

Lord Jesus,
sometimes I feel no one listens.
There is no one to really hear me.
But you do, Lord. I know You are always there.
However, I'm shy to tell You my problems sometimes;
because it sounds silly especially when I'm pissed off with things happen to me.
Please forgive me and teach me; teach me to talk to you.
Thank You.

Forgive me, Lord Jesus, sometimes I felt jealousy and angry.
I said things which were spiteful and unkind sometimes. Help me to say I'm sorry and make things better.

Lord,
Help me with my work. I'm not very clever, but I try.
It's embarrassing not getting good marks - people laughing; people looking down on me.
I'm getting better, but with your help I could be the best!

Dear God, I'm scared.
I am going to the big school. Even though I've not gone to look around, but I know what it's like, anyway.
I'm frightened I'll get lost.
Help me to find somebody to come with me.
Please let me feel like I belong to this big school.
Thank You.

Father, I'm really not good at loving my enemies -
I feel the pain in my heart when I hate people.
I don't like the feelings when my heart gets filled up with anger and hate.
Lord, help me to keep away the bad feelings; help me to love everyone no matter what they do.

Dear Jesus,
Please stop the butterflies in my tummy which come when I have a hard time.
Give me the right words at the right time.
Please guide me through.
Thank You.

Father God,
Please help me to learn that You still love me.
I refuse to call you sometimes because I feel guilty of what I've done.
I know You're crying when You see me crying.
You were ready to open Your ears and listen;
but I was so shy to share with You because I thought I don't deserve Your love anymore.
I really do love You and I believe in you.
I become speechless whenever I think back of how You've loved Your people.
I'm really silly for having such thoughts sometimes.
I can't help it but only You, God, will help me to get rid of this.
Thank You.

Dear Lord,
it is horrible seeing my grandparents ill.
I pray that you'll make them better so that I can talk to them like how we used to again.

Lord Jesus,
Please make my parents well.
Help them to be brave please.
I love them so much.
Please keep them safe in your arms, always.
I can't afford to lose anyone of them. You know me well O Lord!
Thank You.

Dear Lord,
I always feel angry. Please help me to calm my feelings.
Lord, forgive me, because sometimes I feel angry with you, too.

Dear God,
I'm worried about my future. You know - my career, financial stability and so on.
Please tell me you will take care of everything because you love me very much.

in Jesus' name,
Amen

My Celebrity Look-alikes

My Top 15 Worldclass celebrity look-alikes... lol... =p

Best-est, Dearest-est & Sweetest-est Friends

My Besties...

They won't allow me to self-destruct

They listen to my problems and give me best advice

They open up and be themselves around me

They forget their pride and take my advice
They keep promises and tell the truths
They understand me, even though I'm not talking
They understand what I'm feeling, always
They come and cheer for me when I'm stressed out
They don't talk bad about me
They will laugh at my jokes even if it's not funny
They respect me and I respect them too
They encourage me to reach for my goals
They back me up when some1 makes a mean joke 'bot me
They tell me when I'm wrong
They always give me the last bite of their meal *haha*

They believe me when nobody else will

They being who??? Let the pics do the talking.

@ Pek San's bday 06!
We're having so much fun. The bday girl was so drunk & that made her stay in the toilet for quite some time. Wanni never put down the mic once she's started with it. Jene couldn't do away with Nick. Lian dressed to kill *sexy babe*. Geetmay busy SMS *biasalah*. Steph *the leng lui :P*

L-R: Geetmay *yeah keep on singing*, Huilian *She'd prefer to drink*, Wanni *cute punk face*, myself *Oops was posing for the camera*, Pek San *without mic u can still hear her*, Juin *acting cute, again*

hahahahahahahaha we're so beautiful, right?!

@ Redang Beach, 21 -23 July 06

We're cool! Imagine seeing us at the beach... ^^ wahahaha ^^ Had so much fun was mainly because u guys were there. We're crazy, noisy and find it hard to keep our mouth shut! We annoy people around us. We don give a fucking care to whoever around us. We're being ourselves and having fun living in our own full-of-gossips world. hahahahahahaa muaks! As well.. Manlai I love u so much. I might give u the wrong impression when we first met. But I truly love u and appreciate u. muaks to Manlai!

Chilling Babes @ Redang ~ with beers! =)

WE MIGHT GET IN FIGHTS SOMETIMES BUT WE FORGIVE EACH OTHER AND FORGET IT RIGHT AFTER THAT. YOU GUYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS A PRESENT THAT I CAN OPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN. YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL GOOD AND I HAVE A SENSE OF BELONGING WHENEVER I'M WITH U PEOPLE. I'M HAPPY & THAT'S IMPORTANT.

-WE ARE FOREVER AND FOR LIFE -

Song ar!!!!!! hahahahahahaa =)

Being a Smart Consumer. STRESS!

How to be a smart consumer?

How are Malaysians doing recently? I think some Malaysians have been good times whereas some have been trying times. For those who have been in the difficult times... then what is it has resulted in us facing dire economic problems?

And I have a serious question to myself - How to prevent overspending?

To spend more than is prudent or necessary is totally harmful. But I have got so many things that I want to buy now, such as:

facial mask, whitening cream, sandals, laptop, external hard disk, lingerie, Yoga, British Council, mobile phone, Police sunglasses, sun block, luggage, camera & so forth.

I understand by playing a concerted role and practice prudence and caution could stop being wasteful, as well could control my money from flowing out like water; however it's difficult to do what I 'understand'.

In the first place, I think I need to have a budget... because there have been a general increase in the price of many essential/inessential items. Even I've tried to shop in Sg Wang hoping to get some cheap stuffs; But... those stuffs are not meeting my general requirements sometimes *Alamak, headache* ... on materials wise and so on. Then I would rather to fork out a little bit more to get something which I like it better.

Then perhaps, it is time to change. I should learn to live within my means. I shouldn't always rely on Mr.Lim. Especially when I'm overseas... if I don't learn now I would suffer there. But you see.. if you would to ask me to be thrifty and do not spend unnecessarily; I would say... most of the items I mention as above are quite unimportant/unwanted, right? Then how?? I don't buy household items anyway *though they're important*. A big OH NO from me ~ Oh NO!!!!!!!!

Well... can't think of a perfect solution. but there's actually solutions crossing on my mind now... like look out for bargains *but it only happens in LowYat Plaza & Petaling Street*; should not throw caution to the wind *then what if I carry behaviors of compulsive shopping*... okay... ain't easy to change huh!

I must think of a solution!!! I must learn!!! STRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malaysia Ping-Pong Double Ace

Teng Teng Ku and Chan Kitty are no doubt the darling of Bandar Utama. They had beaten Kuala Lumpur top-seeded champions to win the men's doubles title recently; and soon they will travel around the world to compete with other champions from different town.

This afternoon while I was passing by a laundry shop at Dataran Prima, I coincidentally bumped into the golden ping-pong pair in a ping pong court which is just at the opposite of the laundry shop. I supposed they were busy in a training. Then I got my mind cleared and think of what to do.. to greet them? Just look away pretending as I don't care? Or I should smile and walk away? While I was thinking hard there, Teng Teng Ku opened the door and invited me in to join them.

We played for awhile then I got so tired and suggested to take a move first. Before leaving I told them that I wish to take their pictures. They're really so warmhearted and straight away they posed for my camera...Or perhaps they have got used to it.

Posing it right: Ping Pong double ace of Bandar Utama
L - R: Teng Teng Ku & Chan Kitty.

Lame Jokes ...

I have been listening to so many lame jokes from my friends since I started doing my last semester. I just don't find some of them funny and I always say: "OMG LAME" whenever I hear them telling me their self-claimed 'funny' jokes. I'm not a serious type of person. I love joking and fooling around with my friends too. Perhaps my ways of telling jokes are different from theirs. HAHA but Really... I enjoy having them around me no matter what kind of jokes they're telling me. Kindly read below as they are some of the most lame jokes.

No.1
Peish: Hey, tell you guys a joke... damn funny one!

me: Ok. Tell.

Peish: There were semut (ant), gajah (elephant) & girafa (giraffe) in the jungle. One day three of them played hide-and-seek. Semut started counting then gajah & girafa finding places to hide. After semut finished counting "3 2 1 ..." Semut walked around and looked for them. When semut reached at a temple, semut stopped and it knew that gajah and girafa were inside the temple. WHY?

me: don't know...

Jourdan: b'cos they are big and could fit into the temple.

Peish: No!

me: Ok.. I give up.

Peish: The answer is - gajah & girafa left their slippers outside the temple, so semut saw their slippers and of course she knew that they're hiding inside the temple lor...

me: OMG Lame !!!

No.2
Jourdan: What is gay's favourite occupation?

me: Look at Gary... I think should be 'suck cock'

Peish: to be happy? 'cos gay means happy also.

Jourdan: Wrong! the answer is BLOW ~ JOB! yes.. it's blow job

me: Ok... eh I was almost right huh! haha

Jourdan: I got another one. What is girl's favourite occupation?

me/Peish: Don know...

Jourdan: HAND JOB

me: Huh??

Win: Like this... *demonstrating with his right hand*

me: hahahaha. That's not girls' favourite job.

Peish: Oh, you've not watched porn enough then!

me: wow... *swt*

No.3
Jourdan: What *sing* could you get in a Chinese wedding dinner?

me: Don't know..

Peish: Emm... *Yam Sing*

me: Wow, smart-nya. Cos you're just another lame one.

*Peish was rolling her eyeballs then*

Jourdan: What *sing* owns a drink factory?

me/Peish: Don't know..

Jourdan: Yeo Hup Sing

me/Peish/Win: Wahahahahahahha. Good one bro!

Jourdan: What *sing* does Chinese swear?

Peish: *tiu nia sing*

me: Oops.. hahahhaahahaha

Jourdan: What *sing* when you only have one ball?

me/Peish: Don't know...

Jourdan: DEPRESSING

me/Peish: Okay *starring at each other*

Jourdan: What *sing* when you have two balls?

Peish: Sinking??

Jourdan: NO. It's BALANCING.

me/Peish/Win: hahahahahahahahahaha true true

Jourdan: What *sing* when you have three balls?

Win: Ohh I know.. wait wait wait!

Jourdan: No waiting. It's AMAZING!

me: Ha-Ha-Ha Great

Peish: Nice one.

No.4
Tomato girl: Tell you a funny joke.

me: Ok. Bring it on.

Tomato girl: Baby pony wants to get married with a Zebra. Why Mother pony doesn't allow baby pony to do so?

me: Cos.. different species

Tomato girl: No.

Jourdan: Give up.

Tomato girl: Answer is - Mother pony says "people who has tattoo is not good".

me/Jourdan: OMG who are you? Are you the tomato girl we used to know? This is super lame. It's not you!

NO.5
Jason, 12 year-old (from PCH): There is a river. How could a monkey cross the river when the monkey doesn't know how to swim and there are many crocodiles in the river.

me: err.. don't know.

Peish: How?

Jason: Just Go & Die la.

me: ok. Sorry. It's not really funny le.

Peish: *burst out laughing* hahahahahhahaah My goodness. Damn funny la you ...

me (telling Jason): Next time you could share these kind of jokes with her cos she could simply laugh over anything that you think is funny. I tak layan all these. *then I walked away from them*