Lame Jokes ...

I have been listening to so many lame jokes from my friends since I started doing my last semester. I just don't find some of them funny and I always say: "OMG LAME" whenever I hear them telling me their self-claimed 'funny' jokes. I'm not a serious type of person. I love joking and fooling around with my friends too. Perhaps my ways of telling jokes are different from theirs. HAHA but Really... I enjoy having them around me no matter what kind of jokes they're telling me. Kindly read below as they are some of the most lame jokes.

No.1
Peish: Hey, tell you guys a joke... damn funny one!

me: Ok. Tell.

Peish: There were semut (ant), gajah (elephant) & girafa (giraffe) in the jungle. One day three of them played hide-and-seek. Semut started counting then gajah & girafa finding places to hide. After semut finished counting "3 2 1 ..." Semut walked around and looked for them. When semut reached at a temple, semut stopped and it knew that gajah and girafa were inside the temple. WHY?

me: don't know...

Jourdan: b'cos they are big and could fit into the temple.

Peish: No!

me: Ok.. I give up.

Peish: The answer is - gajah & girafa left their slippers outside the temple, so semut saw their slippers and of course she knew that they're hiding inside the temple lor...

me: OMG Lame !!!

No.2
Jourdan: What is gay's favourite occupation?

me: Look at Gary... I think should be 'suck cock'

Peish: to be happy? 'cos gay means happy also.

Jourdan: Wrong! the answer is BLOW ~ JOB! yes.. it's blow job

me: Ok... eh I was almost right huh! haha

Jourdan: I got another one. What is girl's favourite occupation?

me/Peish: Don know...

Jourdan: HAND JOB

me: Huh??

Win: Like this... *demonstrating with his right hand*

me: hahahaha. That's not girls' favourite job.

Peish: Oh, you've not watched porn enough then!

me: wow... *swt*

No.3
Jourdan: What *sing* could you get in a Chinese wedding dinner?

me: Don't know..

Peish: Emm... *Yam Sing*

me: Wow, smart-nya. Cos you're just another lame one.

*Peish was rolling her eyeballs then*

Jourdan: What *sing* owns a drink factory?

me/Peish: Don't know..

Jourdan: Yeo Hup Sing

me/Peish/Win: Wahahahahahahha. Good one bro!

Jourdan: What *sing* does Chinese swear?

Peish: *tiu nia sing*

me: Oops.. hahahhaahahaha

Jourdan: What *sing* when you only have one ball?

me/Peish: Don't know...

Jourdan: DEPRESSING

me/Peish: Okay *starring at each other*

Jourdan: What *sing* when you have two balls?

Peish: Sinking??

Jourdan: NO. It's BALANCING.

me/Peish/Win: hahahahahahahahahaha true true

Jourdan: What *sing* when you have three balls?

Win: Ohh I know.. wait wait wait!

Jourdan: No waiting. It's AMAZING!

me: Ha-Ha-Ha Great

Peish: Nice one.

No.4
Tomato girl: Tell you a funny joke.

me: Ok. Bring it on.

Tomato girl: Baby pony wants to get married with a Zebra. Why Mother pony doesn't allow baby pony to do so?

me: Cos.. different species

Tomato girl: No.

Jourdan: Give up.

Tomato girl: Answer is - Mother pony says "people who has tattoo is not good".

me/Jourdan: OMG who are you? Are you the tomato girl we used to know? This is super lame. It's not you!

NO.5
Jason, 12 year-old (from PCH): There is a river. How could a monkey cross the river when the monkey doesn't know how to swim and there are many crocodiles in the river.

me: err.. don't know.

Peish: How?

Jason: Just Go & Die la.

me: ok. Sorry. It's not really funny le.

Peish: *burst out laughing* hahahahahhahaah My goodness. Damn funny la you ...

me (telling Jason): Next time you could share these kind of jokes with her cos she could simply laugh over anything that you think is funny. I tak layan all these. *then I walked away from them*