BU-pool ~ The No.1 football-club-to-be

To all Liverpool fans: It hurts like hell huh!

Still upset of what happened in Anthens last Wednesday? Keep on thinking why couldn't they win over Milan and make it the 6th time? Comparing their top striker Kaka with Crouch so... Kaka or Crouch?
I don't give a damn of how bad it was for Liverpool... Yeah... I mean they did great, but they weren't playing consistently throughout the last season [Baby Tengku... Stop "bitching" about Arsenal]. And I reckon there is potential need to improve Liverpool. Since it was a trophy-less year for Liverpool, so I will restructure the whole team and hoping this revamp would show positive results.

First of all - No more Liverpool but change to BU-pool *Feng Shui Name*

Manager - Heng Benítez a.k.a Cartoon

Captain- Steve Jialat a.k.a Nengku

Vice Captain - Kitty Crouch अ.k.a Jeff

Forward - Louis Gavcia a.k.a Vanness

Worldclass goalkeeper - Pepet Rena a.k.a Bino

Midfielder - Fart Zenden a.k.a FattKor

Midfielder - Gabie Alonso a.k.a TLG

Special Midfielders

Drewaine Peanant a.k.a Keam
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K-los Tévez a.k.a KK *coming soon*

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The K's Partner

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Defender - Shun Riise

Defender - Javi Mascherano

Defender - Jam Leeken Carragher

Defender - DamnU Agger

The greatest team formed. I'm proud to announce my secret weapon once again - the K's partner.
Look into their eyes, they are all potential players. Our stadium is just next to Mingtin, Taman Mayang. Please come on every Thursday, 11pm to 1am, to meet all these superstars. It's free entry... no need to pay!!!
Never ask me question like why didn't I restructure Arsenal for they're also experiencing another "trophy-less" season...
Because, my answer will be: Arsenal is Irreplaceable!!!!

~ By proud Stephy-Arsenal lover ~

All eyes are still on Janice Dickinson

JANICE DICKINSON - is the first America supermodel, fashion photographer, actress, author, and an agent. If you still don't know who she is - She served as a judge on the reality TV series America's Next Top Model during the first four seasons.

She has recently opened her own modeling agency, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency - a reality television series. I have been watching her shows consistently and I thought she was acting a "supermodel drama" in her show. It catches my attention though . The drama scenes were about the fighting, arguing, shouting, screaming, abusing models and so forth! However I reckon The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency has successfully determined to make a difference between itself and The America's Next Top Model.

* If you are a big fan of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency TV show then stay tuned on Channel [V] because they are airing a special marathon screening of the complete 1st season of "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" on Saturday, 26th May at 5.30pm HK & SIN/ 6.30pm MAL and Sunday, 27th May at 12.30pm HK & SIN/ 1.30pm MAL.

Being a big fan is not an easy task huh!!! You gotta keep yourself updated at all times and I understand it'll be tiring to "chase" one show after another! Hence, Channel [V] is giving you (& me) the chance to win fabulous prizes by sending them photoes from your Janice viewing party! And who says winning prizes gotta know everything about a certain company or product?! As long as you (and I) know how to dress or look like Janice Dickinson or maybe just dress hot *like a Cili Padi*, then you (and I) will have the chance to win the amazing prizes. This is open to all our families and friends - remember !!! Act-dress or look like Janice Dickinson *the gorgeous, hot and sexy World's first supermodel*.

You wouldn't be human if you haven't let your imagination run a little wild. I bet you will surely muse over whether your friends or family should call you the "Janice-model-look No. 1" in the near future (and, yes, I've imagined / thought of all those ha-ha-ha)

Ladies, please send the best party pictures to vparty@my.channelv.com And closing date is on 8th June 2007. So quick. Get up and go now... trust me - makeup, hair do, dressing up, posing for camera, and bla bla bla will take you longer than you think. All the best and we'll see who's the "next" Janice Dickinson of Malaysia version hahaha

Road to Wembley 07 ~ Manunited vs Chelsea

It's not gonna be a big match for me tonight because I like none of the above. I love Arsenal and have faith in the next season Arsenal will play magnificently and stand out from any other teams!

Get back to the topic .. who will win tonight? Overrated Manu? or Proud Jose.. aiks... I mean Proud Chelsea? Will the match reports tomorrow morning come through talking about Manunited and putting down Chelsea? Or saying Chelsea has beaten the newly champion by playing great? I have no idea who's going to win and bring the trophy home but I will support Chelsea tonight *finally after so long*! Manunited have had enough for this season...No doubt in my mind, their players are great and many people recognize them around the world; however overrated could lead to demise!!

Okay.. I gtg! Tengku just called and I need to go now! Chelsea Chelsea ~ ~ Chelsea Chelsea ~ ~

My Pets

When I was little I didn't love animals, although most children have pets. Until when I was 17, I got my first dog. It's funny how attached you can get with animals; now I got 4 / 5 pets at home. If you would like to live a happy and productive life, you should get pets then. Besides this, I have found that patients with anger management problems can be calmer with pets around the house. I gave my pets funny & special names so that I feel more connected and comfortable when calling them. Alright, em... cut all the craps and please read the below as my pets profiles. Please Please Please read the whole thing because u guys probably just know my 5th pet down there =p




Name: Cash
Nick Name: Cashy / Fat girl
Breed: Shih Tzu
D.O.B: 15.7.04
Sex: Female
Characters: Slothful, Well-behaving, Timid, Strong influencer, Loving, Mature, Honest, Fussy, Spoilt.
Favourite Food: Human food; definitely not dog food.
She hates: When she feels disturbing by other dogs.



Name: Money
Nick Name: Ney / Chow-Hao-Keong / Ah Keong
Breed: Shih Tzu
D.O.B: 28.11.04
Sex: Male
Characters: Violent, Bad temper, Secretive, Jealousy, Greedy, Stubborn, Impatient, Selfish, Spoilt.
Favourite Food: Dog Food, Meat, Breads, Ice-Cream, Biscuits, Durian, McD, Carrot..
He hates: When sees other male dogs "sayang" me!



Name: Gro
Nick Name: Peter Crouch (from Liverpool FC)
Breed: Poodle
D.O.B: 20.9.04
Sex: Male
Characters: Plays mind games, Con man, Coward, Jealousy, Talented, Bubbly, Spoilt.
Favourite Food: Dog Food, Meat, Breads, Biscuits, Fruits, Ice-cream, Fish, McD...
He hates: When Money comes near him.



Name: Gemuk [Son of Cashy & Gro]
Nick Name: Muk-muk / Hak-guai (blackie)
Breed: Shih-Poo
D.O.B: 26.11.05
Sex: Male
Characters: Over-spoilt, Chickenhearted, Intelligent, Playful, Careful.
Favourite Food: Anything, everything!
He hates: When Money scolds him

Finally.... My beloved Tiger !!!!!!!!

= Their features are same in some part, spot them out!

Name: Jene See
Nick Name: Lebih (exaggeration) / 8 po / Tiger-jene
Breed / Race: Cina / Chinese
D.O.B: 21.3.86
Sex: Female
Characters: Caring, Naive, Loving, Loyal, Sharp, Patient & Damn "Lebih"
Favourite Food: Whateva that her mum cooks! right?
Favourite man: Nick Lai (Skinny Lai)
I HATE her - When she is too "lebih" !!
I LOVE her - When she says the right things at the right time!

* Guys, believe it or not. The tiger (as pic) was Jene's assignment work. She did it when a lecturer asked the class to portrait themselves in a picture form or sth like that... I m not sure of the whole story! I burst out laughing whenever I look at this tiger picture. Even though it may seem funny to hand in as an assignment, I still like it though. This is creative, really! I m not being sarcastic here. Truly from the bottom of my heart, Jene, You are creative! which is sth I couldn't find in myself sometimes.

I need peace, please!

Just a quick one....

"Lecturers are those who use themselves as bridges, Over which they invite their students to cross; Then having facilitated their crossing, joyfully collapse, Encouraging them to create bridges of their own."

The statement above is absolutely right. There are so many lecturers out there and in today's society, good lecturers are not easy to find. Some good lecturers help me to solve all sort of problems (such as Boon) whereas some BAD ones... just really piss me off always... always... always!!!!

After 2 1/2 years studying in my current college, I've come to know - What is a bad or rather useless lecturer.

A bad lecturer:

1. Be GAY [oops]
2. is Self-centred (thinks he is always right)
3. likes Bad mouthing
4. always Crap-ing during classes; not teaching
5. Judging students by their outlook / outfit
6. Thinks he is damn cool
7. Criticizing others?... he is NO.1
8. = a sarcastic person
9. Some1 who is paranoid
10. Who always says he doesn't like $$$ but only talks about lifestyle
11. Flings your brief behind and sits on it
12. "Bang" you in front of outsiders instead of supporting you
13. likes using his students to "bang" the management
14. Brainwashing you to hate other lecturers
15. Think he is a savior for the world

If your lecturer(s) is someone like above... be careful! He will make your life miserable.

My friend Ferrari

Whenever I think back to Standard 6, I think of my friend Ferrari. She was a beautiful brunette "Gwai Lo" (Mat Salleh) . I had been amazed by her stunning look since the first day I met her in class. Ferrari presence was a bit hit in school and naturally she became every teacher's pet. And her mother tongue was Spanish, followed by English.

Ferrari and I had become good friends few weeks later after the first class started. Sometimes when I was unhappy with my studies, it was Ferrari who told me how to have fun while studying and Ferrari always saved my reputation. In my first few months of standard 6, I found myself at sea with my studies and I was really upset and thought I could never make myself to sit for UPSR. - but Ferrari, once again, encouraged me and helped me. She got me "tuition" before the mid term exam.

However one day, 2 months time to UPSR exam, Ferrari knew she had AIDS and her days were limited according to her private doctor. But Ferrari was still eager to come to school and try to live like a normal person. Some days, she got very tired or puked in the classroom and she had to leave early. Many times I felt sorry for her because I knew she must have been in pain badly. But I didn't know what to say to her whenever I saw her suffering in class. It seemed like she always had a positive outlook on things even though she knew everything wasn't okay.

2 weeks before UPSR exam started, Ferrari moved to another country to receive some kind of high-tech AIDS therapy (which I don't know what exactly is that call). She left without informing me and others because we guessed she didn't want to upset all of us. Since then, I felt bad to go to school because I would feel empty without Ferrari in class. I did not have her contact since she left without leaving any message.

After 8 years... 2007.

Last Monday, I received a letter - written there: To WEILI ..... OMG!!! After so many years... I still can recognize her writing . It's Ferrari's writing!! Yes, it's Ferrari. She is still living, healthily & happily. I couldn't believe my eyes and gave myself a big slap on the face to make sure this wasn't a dream. In the letter, she invited me to visit her country - Cuba, for a long holiday, just both of us!!! yeah.. and she ended the letter with a tagline cuba CUBA!!!!

Okay... end of the story. I am rushing my last and final assignment - Copywriting. The story above is just my makeup story. The whole story is made up just to simply mention the tagline - cuba CUBA!*try Cuba* Cuba is a communist country if you don't know. I am going to have a presentation in the Cuban embassy on this coming Tuesday. Damn stress k. So while waiting for Nigel Fong to complete all the creative artworks.. I make use of the time to write this entry. haha






By the way, this is Ferrari =p

Being tall / My Mummy

I wish I was tall. Maybe just slightly taller than Victoria Beckham, so that I can put on dresses and look beautiful.

I went shopping with my mummy yesterday. I tried few dresses and called her to the fitting room. I expected her to react this way when she saw me --- "Wow.. you look so pretty". However, that was just what I wished to hear. She said this --- "Wah... you're too short for dresses. Please take it off. And the colour doesn't suit your skin tone. And why do you want to buy dresses. I know you don't wear them."

Then I looked at the mirror and answered her (she was in the next fitting room): "Luckily I was the one who put it on, if it were you... hahaha...you know what I mean. We both are short; but when speaking about size, huh... we are so different!!! I am thin and you're fat hahaha" That's what I told her - Fair enough huh!

People always say my mummy looks like a sister to me rather than a mother. She is always happy to hear that. Then I will tell her:" Come on... don't be silly, these people just want to please you." She will take that by smiling away...hahahahahahhahaha!!!

My mummy has always been my biggest fan. One day, I told her I might wanna attend english classes before I leave for UK to further studies. She looked at me strangely and asked me why. Then I said: "cos I need to improve my english." Then she said: "Your english is already so great and..." And very quickly I answered her: "that's because you don't understand English." hahahahahahahha... and again I saw her smiling away. Surprisingly, she speaks english to my dogs because they are english educated. So my dad and I always tease her when she speaks to my dogs. We always say: "wahlau... you speak english to them. See... our dogs are teaching you to speak English. And don't simply speak if you don't know the word k...because they don't understand 'rojak' english." Alright, that's our way of communicating.

My mummy is the greatest woman in the world. I gave her a nick name recently - "Rob-D-Hood". D stands for Dog. The stories about my mummy will never end... & I always tell myself that one day in my life I should write a book base on my mummy's life and all about my mummy.

This entry was supposed to talk about me wanna be tall and stuffs like that. But it ended up talking about my mummy. This shows that I couldn't stop talking about her when I think of her. haha

What've you learned so far?

Well, I thought blogging was tedious but till I tried it last Thursday... I find it interesting though; perhaps I have no one to talk to at home! So is this considered as something I've gained or learned in my life? I don't know ~

Today is a public holiday and I would have spent the day with friends, but homework kept me at home. Life is so boring and I am trying hard to get rid of those stupid/useless imagination, they are crossing on my mind on and off... they are wasting my time You don't understand me I know because I didn't even mention what was the stupid thing and all. Ok.. I gotta stop whining. It's not healthy to act this way

What I've learned so far in my life? (besides blogging) ...

1. When I am confused, I sit down and pray to God.
2. It's hard to ignore people who put me down because I care of how they perceive me.
3. When my dad shouts at my maid when he comes back from work, it is best for me to stay out of his way.
4. I never ask my dad to explain something more than 2 times. I don't want it to turn out to be a fight .
5. If I want to complain about my maid or my dad, I will share it with my mum.
6. Laugh at my parents' jokes when I want to ask for allowance.
7. No bad words in front of my dad. He can kill me if he hears any from me.
8. Swearing in front of my mum will be much better because she is so used to seeing my bad behaviour.
9. Read books before I start doing my assignments (only when I am doing assignments).
10. Support Arsenal Football Club because they play beautiful football.
11. If any animals die, think about they will be in heaven and serve The Lord happily ever after.
12. When I tell a lie, I have to keep telling a lie.
13. When my friends do something stupid, I will burst out laughing then spread the words around.
14. I imitate my lecturer if I find them acting too cute during classes... Mr Boon I will remember you!
15. If I think something will taste bad, it will. If I think something will taste good, it might.
16. I envy my dogs because they are having good life and long with all my heart to be just like them (just for one day will be more than enough)
17. What is wrong with C+ when I can't get A+? As long as I can become a Multi-billionaire in future.
18. It is okay if I can't confide my secrets to anyone now. I believe one day he/she will come.
19. I do not want to be a cry-baby. Because they will think I am too spoil for I am the only child in my family.
20. I am scared of dying because I know my parents need me.
21. I don't brag my plans to anyone when they are not even in the pipeline.
22. Don't be a yes-man all the time.
23. "Do not be selfish." It's difficult for me! You know why if you know me well.
24. When I stand beside a beautiful lady, I will say in my heart: "beauty is not everything as long as you are capable and know how to earn $$$".
25. When I stand beside a "not-so-pretty" lady, I will say in my heart: "beauty is rather important because there is where you build your confidence to move on further".
26. Whenever I fail, I will think it is God's plan. "HE wants me to fail because he wants me to think of HIM."
27. Whenever I accomplish something, I forget to Thank HIM. And that's why HE fails the very next time so that I could think of Him. After all, I really Love HIM.

That's all I can write. I have been living for 19 years & 7 months... yet only 27 things I have learned? Impossible. I could do it better I believe. What other things did I miss out here. So confused and not happy about many things now. But sometimes it is just not easy to share them with anyone because it may cause more problems instead.
This entry seemed so lost and no exact direction huh!!! That's me - living without an exact direction, but not walking aimlessly.